I'm here to teach you things. Things like the difference between exaggeration and truth.

Exaggeration: Jory and I totalled my parents' car by smashing into the back of a huge Suburban.

Truth: I seriously fender-bendered my parents blue 1994 Intrepid when I slammed on my brakes and skidded into the back of a rather large Suburban. Jory was just in the car. He really had nothing to do with it.

See. What would you do without me?